"RUDE (A Dad’s Response)"
Re-write by Benji Cowart

saturday morning
you come with out morning
wake me up from my bed
seeking permission to marry my princess
son what’s wrong with your big head
it’s the first time I met you
why would I let you
run off with my baby girl
get back in your pinto
it’s time that you go
the answers no

you say you want my daughter for the rest of your life
well you gotta make more than burgers and fries
get out your mommas basement boy and get you a life
son your twenty eight
don’t you think it’s time

why you gotta call me rude
for doing what a dad should do
and keep her from a fool like you
and if if you marry her anyway

marry that girl
I’m gonna punch your face
marry that girl
I’ll make you go away
marry that girl
at the bottom of a lake
ohhhhhh

you may not get this
so let me explain it
cuz you need to understand
this is forever
she deserves better
she really needs a grown man

I know what you thinking
you think you’ll still take her
give it your best shot
I may be a christian
but I’ll go to prison
I’m not afraid of doin hard time

you say you want my daughter for the rest of your life
well you gotta make more than burgers and fries
get out your mommas basement boy and get you a life
son your twenty eight
don’t you think it’s time

why you gotta call me rude
for doing what a dad should do
and keep her from a fool like you
and if if you marry her anyway

marry that girl
I’m gonna punch your face
marry that girl
I’ll make you go away
marry that girl
at the bottom of a lake
ohhhhhh