Was working a relatively new survival world, and was in the process of building an Iron Golem farm. She came up and asked what I was building. She knows almost nothing about minecraft, so I tried to keep it simple.

Me: Well, I found these people like beings in the world that look different than my character and don't speak, just sort of grunt, so I walled them in and created a breeding camp, which then I would periodically remove a few of them and transport them away on rails to another camp with holding cells that I drop them in. When I collect enough to one area, they cause a protective creature to spawn, which I force into a trap that kills the creature so I can harvest the resources it creates, because it is less work in the long run than manually mining for the resource.

Her: Oh god.

Tl,Dr; my wife thinks I'm minecraft Hitler.